Royal Resident

The Royal Resident is an NPC located in the  Barracks of Heroes. They attempt to make the player leave the room, by having an incredibly long set of dialogue.

Dialogue

Condition		Dialogue
On Click		[NPC] Royal Resident: What are you doing in my room? [NPC] Royal Resident: Get out of my room now! [NPC] Royal Resident: I am going to call the guards if you don't leave [NPC] Royal Resident: Guards! Take them into custody NOW! [NPC] Royal Resident: Well hmph, I guess the guards are kind of busy right now... [NPC] Royal Resident: Can you just leave my room now? [NPC] Royal Resident: I mean seriously, what is your problem? [NPC] Royal Resident: I have never seen someone that stubborn before. [NPC] Royal Resident: Ok how about this, I'll give you 1,000 coins if you leave right now? [NPC] Royal Resident: No? Ok ok how about 10,000 coins then? [NPC] Royal Resident: For god's sake, please just leave my room! [NPC] Royal Resident: Alright alright, how does 1 Million coins sound to you? [NPC] Royal Resident: I guess you wanna stay poor? [NPC] Royal Resident: You sure you don't want the coins? [NPC] Royal Resident: Are you suuuuure? [NPC] Royal Resident: Suuuuuure??? [NPC] Royal Resident: Welp I was kidding about the coins anyway... [NPC] Royal Resident: Not going to give someone like you coins. [NPC] Royal Resident: Way too precious. [NPC] Royal Resident: So how's life? Good? [NPC] Royal Resident: That's great to hear, how's the family? [NPC] Royal Resident: Wonderful, so what brings you here actually? [NPC] Royal Resident: What makes you play this game? [NPC] Royal Resident: What makes you continue to click me over and over again? [NPC] Royal Resident: You know this is gonna go on forever, right? [NPC] Royal Resident: I won't stop until you go away. [NPC] Royal Resident: So now that's out of the way, wanna hear a joke? [NPC] Royal Resident: You do? [NPC] Royal Resident: Great, get ready! [NPC] Royal Resident: What kind of music did the gold nugget listen to? [NPC] Royal Resident: Heavy metal [NPC] Royal Resident: I know, very funny! [NPC] Royal Resident: Wanna hear another one? [NPC] Royal Resident: I know you do. [NPC] Royal Resident: Why don't mining towns have hospitals? [NPC] Royal Resident: Because everyone there only ever suffers from miner injuries! [NPC] Royal Resident: Enough jokes for now... [NPC] Royal Resident: I am surprised you haven't left after those horrible jokes. [NPC] Royal Resident: Have you seen the monster behind you? [NPC] Royal Resident: Yea over there, just outside of the door! [NPC] Royal Resident: Go get it, it might want something from you. [NPC] Royal Resident: I think it's the Golden Goblin, it gives out free powder. [NPC] Royal Resident: Get it before you'll regret it. [NPC] Royal Resident: Come on! Get it, you are gonna miss it! [NPC] Royal Resident: ... You missed it... [NPC] Royal Resident: Welp I guess no free powder for you then. [NPC] Royal Resident: I have never seen someone stay this long in here. [NPC] Royal Resident: You are a special being. [NPC] Royal Resident: You might deserve something nice! [NPC] Royal Resident: But not from me. [NPC] Royal Resident: Anyway, do you want to see a magic trick? [NPC] Royal Resident: You do?? [NPC] Royal Resident: Ok get ready! [NPC] Royal Resident: You need to turn around for this one. [NPC] Royal Resident: Promise me? [NPC] Royal Resident: Good, turn around now! [NPC] Royal Resident: Tadaa Royal Resident now proceeds to move to 65 211 198 [NPC] Royal Resident: Are you impressed? [NPC] Royal Resident: No? [NPC] Royal Resident: That makes me sad... [NPC] Royal Resident: I guess I'll have to give up my magic career now. Again. [NPC] Royal Resident: I had a lot of hopes and dreams. [NPC] Royal Resident: I wanted to become a magician. [NPC] Royal Resident: Perform on stage for thousands of people! [NPC] Royal Resident: But I guess that's not gonna work anymore... [NPC] Royal Resident: Because of you and those meddling kids... [NPC] Royal Resident: I mean you. Just you... [NPC] Royal Resident: You ruined my dream. [NPC] Royal Resident: I will never forgive you. [NPC] Royal Resident: Anyway, wanna grab a coffee some day? [NPC] Royal Resident: I like mine with a lot of milk. [NPC] Royal Resident: I don't know why I like milk so much. [NPC] Royal Resident: Maybe I was a cow in my past life? [NPC] Royal Resident: Imagine I was a cow, how funny would that be? [NPC] Royal Resident: Can you imagine that? [NPC] Royal Resident: Can you? [NPC] Royal Resident: Try imagining it harder [NPC] Royal Resident: Try harder! [NPC] Royal Resident: Welp now you imagined it a bit too much... At this point, the Royal Resident turns from the NPC appearance to a Cow. [NPC] Royal Resident: I am a cow now! [NPC] Royal Resident: How does that even work?? [NPC] Royal Resident: How can someone just turn into a cow just from someone imagining it? [NPC] Royal Resident: Maybe I am not a cow, but instead just a hallucination and you are dreaming it all? [NPC] Royal Resident: Have you ever thought about that? [NPC] Royal Resident: What if nothing was real? [NPC] Royal Resident: What if everything you knew and loved wasn't real? [NPC] Royal Resident: I mean that would be pretty crazy wouldn't it be? [NPC] Royal Resident: What if you are just inside of a simulation? [NPC] Royal Resident: And some higher power would control everything about you... [NPC] Royal Resident: How you look, how you talk, even the core fundamentals of who you actually are... [NPC] Royal Resident: I couldn't believe that. [NPC] Royal Resident: I don't think that actually happens with any of us, right? [NPC] Royal Resident: I am still a cow somehow, can you stop imagining me as a cow now? [NPC] Royal Resident: WHAT? At this point, the appearance changes from a Cow to a Sheep. [NPC] Royal Resident: I am a SHEEP now??? [NPC] Royal Resident: That's not what I meant!! [NPC] Royal Resident: I mean technically I said I didn't wanna be a cow anymore and you kind of did what I asked of you... [NPC] Royal Resident: But I didn't think you would turn me into another animal?! [NPC] Royal Resident: Whatever, I think I like being a sheep anyway. [NPC] Royal Resident: My wool is so fluffy! [NPC] Royal Resident: I feel very comfortable here. [NPC] Royal Resident: Maybe that's better than becoming a magician? [NPC] Royal Resident: Becoming a sheep! [NPC] Royal Resident: I mean that's the life. [NPC] Royal Resident: You just roam around all day and eat grass. [NPC] Royal Resident: Isn't that the dream of all humans? [NPC] Royal Resident: To one day stand in a field and eat grass? [NPC] Royal Resident: No? I guess that's just me then... [NPC] Royal Resident: By the way, the reward I told you about earlier? [NPC] Royal Resident: The one that you would get from me? [NPC] Royal Resident: There is none. There is no cake. [NPC] Royal Resident: What, did I just say cake? [NPC] Royal Resident: I meant there is nothing. [NPC] Royal Resident: The cake is a lie. [NPC] Royal Resident: Don't worry about it. [NPC] Royal Resident: There will be no cake whatsoever! [NPC] Royal Resident: This is a no cake zone. [NPC] Royal Resident: It says it on the sign right over there. [NPC] Royal Resident: "No cake zone" It says it right there! [NPC] Royal Resident: See? So it's clear now, there is no cake. [NPC] Royal Resident: Glad we got that over with. [NPC] Royal Resident: Because there is no reward. [NPC] Royal Resident: None. [NPC] Royal Resident: Anyway, what's your name? [NPC] Royal Resident: <Player Name>? That's an awful name [NPC] Royal Resident: I have seen better names. [NPC] Royal Resident: Way better names. [NPC] Royal Resident: That one you have - not good. [NPC] Royal Resident: Just wanted to make that clear. [NPC] Royal Resident: Anyway, my name you ask? [NPC] Royal Resident: I don't have a name. At this point, the NPC's name changes from "Royal Resident" to "No Name". [NPC] No Name: My mother told the doctor to not give me a name. [NPC] No Name: Because that's the best name - to not have name. [NPC] No Name: Think about it, there is nothing to make fun of about your name if you don't even have one. [NPC] No Name: My mother is a genius! [NPC] No Name: Just like me! [NPC] No Name: I guess she got that from me. [NPC] No Name: Actually that doesn't make any sense... [NPC] No Name: I mean of course it does, because I am a genius! [NPC] No Name: Anyway, aren't you getting tired of this? [NPC] No Name: Talking to a guy in a game? [NPC] No Name: Inside a palace in a cave on a floating island? [NPC] No Name: If you asked me, that makes no sense... [NPC] No Name: How does that even work? [NPC] No Name: Anyway... [NPC] No Name: I think I am gonna get some rest soon. [NPC] No Name: It's getting kind of late. [NPC] No Name: I have a big day tomorrow. [NPC] No Name: Maybe you should go too? [NPC] No Name: I mean it's pretty dark outside. [NPC] No Name: It's better you also go to sleep. [NPC] No Name: Here, take this cake! At this point, the player is awarded The Cake, and the Royal Resident is unlocked as a visitor on  The Garden. [NPC] No Name: I know I said there is no cake. [NPC] No Name: But the lie was a lie! [NPC] No Name: I lied twice. [NPC] No Name: But you did it. [NPC] No Name: You got what you wanted from me. [NPC] No Name: Even though you probably just looked it up somewhere. [NPC] No Name: And didn't even know about this beforehand. [NPC] No Name: But regardless, I hope you are happy now. [NPC] No Name: Goodbye. [NPC] No Name: This is the end. [NPC] No Name: The end of our conversation. [NPC] No Name: It's over! [NPC] No Name: All of it is over... [NPC] No Name: You can stop talking to me now. [NPC] No Name: You got exactly what you wanted from me. [NPC] No Name: And now it is over. [NPC] No Name: If you wanna thank anyone, this is the time. [NPC] No Name: Because it's done - it's over. [NPC] No Name: Seriously, it's over. [NPC] No Name: There is nothing else. [NPC] No Name: I'll start counting down, if you don't leave by then, I will be very angry... [NPC] No Name: Ok I'll start! [NPC] No Name: 10 [NPC] No Name: 9 [NPC] No Name: 8 [NPC] No Name: 7 [NPC] No Name: 6 [NPC] No Name: 5 [NPC] No Name: 4 [NPC] No Name: 3 [NPC] No Name: 2 [NPC] No Name: 1 [NPC] No Name: 0 Time's over! [NPC] No Name: You are still here?! [NPC] No Name: Didn't I tell you to go? [NPC] No Name: I'll give you a second chance. [NPC] No Name: This time I am gonna give you a lot more time. [NPC] No Name: I am gonna start counting down again! [NPC] No Name: 5000 [NPC] No Name: 4999 The NPC counts from 5,000 to 0. Below skips to the end of the counting. [NPC] No Name: 1 [NPC] No Name: 0 [NPC] No Name: Wow, you did it! [NPC] No Name: You actually waited this long? [NPC] No Name: Man, you are very dedicated [NPC] No Name: You did this for hours?? [NPC] No Name: You waited all this time? [NPC] No Name: And no server restart made you disappear? [NPC] No Name: I don't know what to say... [NPC] No Name: I am sorry though, there is nothing here. [NPC] No Name: This is actually the end. [NPC] No Name: I swear! [NPC] No Name: Now you can finally go to sleep. [NPC] No Name: My final goodbye! [NPC] No Name: Sweet dreams! At this point, the player is awarded the Royal Conversation Achievement.
 The Garden	None	[NPC] Royal Resident: I need one more ingredient to make The Cake for the next person I can get to listen to me.
	Completing	[NPC] Royal Resident: This should do it! I've got some counting to do.
	Denying	[NPC] Royal Resident: What cake? There is no cake.

Tips

You can hold right click instead of continually clicking the NPC to keep the dialogue going.
- Once he starts counting down, there is no need to click or hold mouse buttons anymore.
- The countdown will continue when you rejoin the Dwarven mines.

Trivia

The Royal Resident is one of the few NPCs that break the fourth wall, a term used to describe a character separated from its audience, due to it being in a "different world".
- This is because it is aware that it's on a server and that servers restart.
Its countdown takes roughly 25,000 seconds, or around 7 hours to complete.
Despite the reference to server restarts, the player can leave the lobby anytime after the Royal Resident starts counting down from 5,000 and will continue the countdown when the player returns.
At line 79 it transforms into a cow, and at line 94 into a sheep, followed by revealing that he has no name at line 130.
21 lines after becoming "No Name", it will give the player The Cake.
The Cake is a reference to the game Portal.
- It takes around 15–20 minutes to obtain The Cake.
"Because of you and those meddling kids..." is a reference to a popular children's show, Scooby Doo.
At the end of the conversation, the "Royal Conversation" Achievement is rewarded to the player.

History

SkyBlock Prototype
Jan 15, 2021	0.11	Added Royal Resident.
Unknown Date		Added achievement "Royal Conversation" to the end of the dialogue.
Feb 6, 2024	0.19.11	Royal Resident is now unlocked as a visitor on  The Garden after obtaining The Cake rather than at the end of the countdown.

Royal Resident

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