Pounce

Pounce
Pounce.png
Type
Coordinates
-598.5 127 -20.5

Pounce is an NPC located in Tangleburg who tells jokes.

Dialogue

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Condition Dialogue
Intro
[NPC] Pounce: Hi!
[NPC] Pounce: I'm David's assistant.
[NPC] Pounce: I love nature and animals.
[NPC] Pounce: But I'm not sure I'm very talented.
[NPC] Pounce: I saved a bee from a pool once.
[NPC] Pounce: But the bee still stung me.
[NPC] Pounce: And died...
Select an option: [That's not your fault.]
After selecting [That's not your fault.]
[NPC] Pounce: I tried getting pets too but that didn't work very well.
[NPC] Pounce: I bought a bird pet.
[NPC] Pounce: And then it flew away.
Select an option: [Well...]
After selecting [Well...]
[NPC] Pounce: So the next time I tried with a chameleon.
[NPC] Pounce: I brought it back home but it camouflaged itself.
[NPC] Pounce: And now I can't find it.
Select an option: [...]
After selecting [...]
[NPC] Pounce: Anyways, in my free time I tell jokes.
[NPC] Pounce: I'll tell you all my jokes if you want.
Idle
[NPC] Pounce: Why did the elephant quit the circus?
[NPC] Pounce: He was tired of working for peanuts.
[NPC] Pounce: What do you call a pig that does karate?
[NPC] Pounce: A pork chop!
[NPC] Pounce: Why did the cow go to outer space?
[NPC] Pounce: To see the moooon.
[NPC] Pounce: Why don't ants get sick?
[NPC] Pounce: Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
[NPC] Pounce: Why don't oysters give to charity?
[NPC] Pounce: Because they're shellfish.
[NPC] Pounce: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
[NPC] Pounce: Sofishticated.
[NPC] Pounce: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
[NPC] Pounce: A gummy bear.
[NPC] Pounce: Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
[NPC] Pounce: To hide in the grass!
[NPC] Pounce: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
[NPC] Pounce: Because they lactose.
[NPC] Pounce: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
[NPC] Pounce: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

History

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Alpha Hypixel Network
Jun 5, 2025 Added Pounce.
Mar 23, 2026 Changed Pounce texture.
SkyBlock Prototype
Jun 23, 20250.23 Added Pounce.
Mar 31, 20260.24.3 Changed Pounce texture.
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