Don Expresso
Don Expresso
Don Expresso appears during the Mithril Gourmand event, located at
37, 202, -123 in the Dwarven Village. He asks the players to bring him 200
Tasty Mithril, obtained by mining in a specified location. If he isn't fed in time, he falls to the ground and eventually disappears. If he is fed, he lies down and goes to sleep.
One minute before Don Expresso disappears, the following chat message appears: Don Expresso is leaving in 1 minute! Make sure to feed him everything you have before he leaves!
Dialogue
[edit | edit source]Note: All of Don Expresso's dialogue appears to be randomized.
| Condition | Random Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Not giving |
[NPC] Don Expresso: THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR! BRING TASTY MITHRIL TO ME NOW! |
[NPC] Don Expresso: DISGUSTING! I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED FOR FEEDING ME THIS GARBAGE! | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: EWWW WHAT IS THIS? | |
| When event starts | [NPC] Don Expresso: I HUNGER |
[NPC] Don Expresso: BRING ME EDIBLE MITHRIL | |
| Bringing |
[NPC] Don Expresso: THIS OLD MITHRIL IS STALE! DON'T EVER FEED THIS TO ME AGAIN! # Tasty Mithril pieces were removed from a different event! |
| Waiting for food | [NPC] Don Expresso: I FORGOT TO BRING A SNACK |
[NPC] Don Expresso: 0/10, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND, TAKING TOO LONG | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM LEAVING A BAD RATING FOR THIS PLACE ON MINEADVISOR | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: THEY LOOK SO GOOD | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: I MIGHT JUST STAY HERE FOREVER THEN | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM RATING THIS ESTABLISHMENT ONE STAR ON DWELP | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, I ONLY WANT THE BEST LOOKING MITHRIL PIECES! | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: MY MEALS SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN READY | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH HOW LONG THIS IS TAKING | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES | |
[NPC] Don Expresso: FEED ME | |
| After being fully fed | [NPC] Don Expresso: I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ROCK POISONING, I NEED TO LAY DOWN! [NPC] Don Expresso: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD... |
| Feeding after already full | [NPC] Don Expresso: PLEASE NO, NO MORE. I'M STUFFED! |
Tips
[edit | edit source]- The /tptodonexpresso command can be used to teleport to Don Expresso.
- This command is executed by clicking on a chat message when Don Expresso is about to leave in 20 seconds, but it also works sooner than that.
Trivia
[edit | edit source]- For a few seconds after Don Expresso disappears, he can still be interacted with, and his name tag will still be visible.
- Don Expresso's name is likely a reference to a Hypixel staff member, [ADMIN] Donpireso.
- Feeding Don Expresso Tasty Mithril for the first time will reward the player with the "A Good Review" Achievement.
- In his dialogue, "Mineadvisor" and "Dwelp" are references to the review apps TripAdvisor and Yelp.
- One of his dialogue lines "MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS" is likely a reference to threats that Draco Malfoy, a character, often made to Harry Potter and his friends in J. K. Rowling's book series Harry Potter.
History
[edit | edit source]| Alpha Hypixel Network | ||
|---|---|---|
| Jun 30, 2021 | AHN 0.12 Round 1 | |
| SkyBlock Prototype | ||
| Jul 14, 2021 | 0.12 | |
| Aug 22, 2023 | 0.19.3 | Speaking to Don Expresso will now consume all of the player's Tasty Mithril. |
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