Rabbit Uncle

Rabbit Uncle
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Type
Coordinates
77.5 65 9.5

Rabbit Uncle is an NPC that generates chocolate in the Chocolate Factory.

Dialogue

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Condition Random Dialogue
Unemployed
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Grandma always said I could be somebody if I put my mind to it.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: She was wrong.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: I should be in the Hall of Fame by now.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Instead, I am here. Please, hire me.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: <player>...you have to hire me. Please.
Employed
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Back in high school, I was just one play away from that state championship.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: If only I had zigged instead of zagged...
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Every time I see a football, I can't help but wonder 'What if?'
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Was so close to grabbing that championship ring.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Sometimes, late at night, I replay that final drive in my head.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: I could have been a legend, you know?
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Man.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: I used to chuck that ball like nobody's business. Those were the days, eh?
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Still got some of those moves, you know.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: I've got the entire high school trophy case memorized.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Sometimes, I give tours. You know, just to keep the legacy going.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Hoppity's like the star quarterback of this chocolate game. Always looking for that next big play.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: He's got that championship mindset, just like I had.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Sure, Rabbit Bro's up at dawn doing push-ups and planning his day.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: I used to be like him, then I tore my ACL.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: My knee has never been the same since, man.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Cuz might not have the typical athlete's discipline, but he's clutch.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Just like my old teammate who didn't show up to every practice, but could score tuddies when it mattered most.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Cuz showing up to work is like a trick play.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: You never see it coming, and when it happens, you can't help but wonder if it was a fluke.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Sis has that fire, like the team captains back in my day.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: She doesn't just play - she changes the game.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Always rallying the troops for her cause, much like a good quarterback does in the fourth quarter.
Rabbit Uncle is at least level 20 [Confirm]
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Even the Dog's got team spirit.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: He reminds me of our mascot back in the day. Always on the sidelines, ready to cheer us on.
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: Every team needs a loyal supporter like that.
Chocolate Factory is at least prestige IV [Confirm]
[NPC] Rabbit Uncle: I like Coach's style. My family could learn a thing or two from him.

Trivia

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History

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Alpha Hypixel Network
May 21, 2024 Added Rabbit Uncle.
Jan 30, 2026Moved Rabbit Uncle from 18.5, 71, 16.5 to 77.5, 65, 9.5, due to the redesign of the Hub Island.
SkyBlock Prototype
May 28, 20240.20.2 Added Rabbit Uncle.
Feb 24, 20260.24.2Moved Rabbit Uncle from 18.5, 71, 16.5 to 77.5, 65, 9.5, due to the redesign of the Hub Island.
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