Chipper McPickaxe

Chipper McPickaxe
Chipper McPickaxe.png
Type
Shop
Yes
Coordinates
17 101 27.0535

Chipper McPickaxe is an NPC located in The Mountaintop. They sell the Anti-Sentient Pickaxe Anti-Sentient Pickaxe for 24,999 Motes.

Interface

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Why does that pick talk?
Anti-Sentient Pickaxe
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Dialogue

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Condition Dialogue
First Interaction
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Oi! Hands off, treasure hunter!
Select an option: [Wait... are you a talking pickaxe?]
Selected [Wait... are you a talking pickaxe?]
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Brilliant deduction! Next thing you'll tell me water's wet.
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Honestly, the nerve of some people. See something shiny and think it's theirs for the taking!
Select an option: [Well, you were just lying there...]
Selected [Well, you were just lying there...]
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Lying there?
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Excuse me, I was enjoying some peace and quiet, contemplating the sedimentary layers.
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: But since you've disturbed my geological meditation, perhaps we can make this interruption worthwhile.
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: I happen to run a little business, Care to browse the finest selection of pickaxes this side of the bedrock?
Select an option: [You are a pickaxe that sells pickaxes?]
Selected [You are a pickaxe that sells pickaxes?]
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Who better to trust with your mining needs? Would you buy a sword from a plow?
Select an option: [You make a compelling point.]
Selected [You make a compelling point.]
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Of course I do! I'm sharp in more ways than one.
[NPC] Chipper McPickaxe: Anyways, if you are done talking to a tool, let's get you geared up.

History

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SkyBlock Prototype
Dec 10, 20240.21 Added Chipper McPickaxe.
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