| Image | NPC | Minimap | Location | Description | Shop? |
|---|
 | Barry | | Barry HQ -45.5, 54, -142.5 | Tasks the player with handling complaints about his mayorship. | ✕ |
 | Blacksmith (Rift) | | Déjà Vu Alley -1.5, 68, -142 | Plays a role in Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
 | Cowboy Nick | | Village Plaza -13, 70, -7.125 | Gives out the Horsezooka, allowing the player to obtain Half-Eaten Carrots. | ✕ |
 | Creed | | Barry Center -15.2, 73, -112 | Complains that Barry won't give them 300 Motes. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -51.5, 54, -137.62 | Works for Barry after they've been given 300 Motes. |
 | Cryptosis | | Village Plaza 27.5, 71, -77 | Sells an Enigma Soul for 15 Scribe Cruxes and 15,000 Motes. | ✔ |
 | Detective Amog | | Murder House -49.81, 68, -37.218 | Appears here at the start of his first reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
| Village Plaza 0.5, 71.062, -13 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Déjà Vu Alley 2, 68, -139.5 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -49.5, 68, -38.718 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Taylor's -28.5, 64, -40.5 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Village Plaza -53, 68, -49.312 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -51.12, 68, -40.718 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -49.81, 68, -37.218 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Village Plaza 0.5, 71.062, -13 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Taylor's -28.5, 64, -40.5 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -51.12, 68, -40.718 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
 | Detransfigured Seraphine | | Barry Center -16.5, 71, -101 | Tasks the player with obtaining the Anti-Morph Potion to fix her face. | ✔ |
 | Dust | | Barry Center -12, 71, -100.21 | Complains that Barry won't fix his own gambling mistakes. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -54.406, 54, -138.4 | Works for Barry after hearing about patience. |
 | Frankie | | Barry Center -4.12, 73, -111.4 | Complains that Barry won't fix their lag. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -44.406, 54, -146.5 | Works for Barry after their lag has been fixed. |
 | Harriette | | Barry Center -1.8, 74.0625, -108.9 | Complains that Barry will apparently make jumping illegal. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -39.5, 54, -138.5 | Works for Barry after they realize he won't make jumping illegal. |
 | Jerry (Rift) | | "Your" Island -85.5, 20, 4.5 | Talks about how they appear everywhere. | ✕ |
 | Joliet | | Taylor's -31.5, 64.5, -43 | Appears here during Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest when Romero is about to die. | ✕ |
| Murder House -49, 68, -37.5 | Appears here during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest after saving Romero. |
 | Lonely Ävaeìkx | | Lonely Terrace -34.5, 69.25, -34.5 | Randomly moves between seats. | ✕ |
| Lonely Terrace -32.5, 69.25, -33.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -31.5, 69.25, -34.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -29.5, 69.25, -32.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -31.5, 69.25, -31.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -28.5, 66.25, -28.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -27.5, 66.25, -26.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -29.5, 66.25, -25.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -27.5, 66.25, -23.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -26.5, 66.25, -20.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -28.5, 66.25, -21.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -30.5, 66.25, -20.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -31.5, 66.25, -22.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -32.5, 66.25, -19.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -33.5, 66.25, -21.5 |
 | Marcia | | Village Plaza 2.5, 71, -10.5 | Plays a role in Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
 | Master Tactician Fink | | Taylor's -30.06, 64, -44.406 | Appears here during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest. | ✔ |
 | Nene | | Village Plaza 23.5, 88.5, -90.5 | Talks about how it'd be nice to go Fishing. | ✕ |
 | Ramero | | Murder House -48.5, 68, -38.312 | Appears at the end of Detective Amog's first reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
| Taylor's -31.5, 64.5, -42.5 | Appears during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -48.5, 68, -38.312 | Appears at the end of Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest before being saved. |
| Murder House -50.5, 68, -37.5 | Appears here at the end of Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest after being saved. |
 | Roger | | Village Plaza -2.5, 70, -43.5 | Sells the Travel Scroll to The Rift. | ✔ |
 | Seymour (Rift) | | Taylor's -27, 71, -44.5 | Sells Exceedingly Comfy Sneakers. | ✔ |
 | Soma | | Barry Center -17, 104.062, -108 | Complains that Barry will tax them too much. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -52, 54, -141 | Works for Barry after learning exactly how much they'll be taxed, and how it's less than they thought. |
 | Stain | | Barry Center -6.5, 71, -100.21 | Complains that Berry hasn't done anything right in their life. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -57.625, 54, -146.12 | Works for Barry after they realize they're not Berry. |
 | Taylor (Rift) | | Taylor's -32.406, 71, -38.5 | Appears during Detective Amog's first reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
| Taylor's -28.62, 64, -44.906 | Appears during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest. |
 | Violetta | | Barry Center -4.2, 73, -105.4 | Complains that their math homework is too hard. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -51.5, 54, -147.5 | Works for Barry after their math homework has been solved. |
 | Wizardman | | Village Plaza -51.5, 68, -52.5 | Appears here during Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |