Confused Goon
The Confused Goon was an NPC that wandered around the Village when 
Aura was Mayor.
Dialogue
[edit | edit source]| Condition | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Standing Nearby | [NPC] Confused Goon: Dante best! |
[NPC] Confused Goon: Aura best, I mean... | |
[NPC] Confused Goon: Aura... best... | |
[NPC] Confused Goon: Aura best... I guess? | |
[NPC] Confused Goon: I will never get used to this. |
Trivia
[edit | edit source]- Hitting the Confused Goon didn't send the player to the Prison of the Bereft.
History
[edit | edit source]| SkyBlock Prototype | ||
|---|---|---|
| Nov 28, 2025 |  Added Confused Goon. | |
| Dec 2, 2025 | Fixed Confused Goon taking damage from magic and explosions. | |
| Jan 19, 2026 | Removed Confused Goon. | |
Navigation
[edit | edit source]["SnowflakeKiwi","Confused_Goon (player)","im_a_squid_kid"]
["Australian Surveillance Goon","Surveillance Goon","Judicial Goon","Guard Goon","Corrupt Goon","Electoral Goon","Goon","Candidate Aura"]
["Celestial Mason Jar","Professor Wynd","Weather","Frog's Spirit","Infinipot","Folf Shard","Nothing-in-a-Bottle","Scatha-in-a-Bottle","Powder of the People","Powder of the Many","Powder of the Few","Powder of One","Refractive Paint Palette","Eagle Pet","Bestiary Talisman","Hotspot Artifact","Hotspot Ring","Hotspot Talisman","Packrat Shard","Fiesta Flask","Kuudra's Heart","Kuudra's Lung","Kuudra's Kidney","Kuudra Tentacle","Potato Ring","Blood God Sigil","Drone Mod: Mining Off Camera","Drone Mod: Grungle","Drone Mod: Contraband","Precursor Drone Pet"]
["Rusty Spoon"]
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