Corrupt Goon

Corrupt Goon was significantly altered or removed after January 13, 2026. This article is retained for historical purposes.

Corrupt Goon
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Type
Location
Coordinates
-58 61 -118

The Corrupt Goon was an NPC in the basement of the Hexatorum. They sold the player a Rusty Spoon Rusty Spoon for 10,000 Coins.

Dialogue

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The Corrupt Goon said two dialogue lines out of two sets in a random combination.

Condition Condition Dialogue
On Interaction First message
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: Shh! I'm loyal... totally. Now, what size spoon you need?
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: Officially I'm on patrol. Unofficially I've got cutlery.
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: Comrade... need freedom? I sell it by the spoonful. Heh.
Second message
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: Careful! These spoons dig more than just soup.
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: Price is high, secrecy is... low.
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: All I have is spoons. Rusty spoons. Useful spoons.
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: The right tools for breaking out of prison.
After purchasing a Rusty Spoon Rusty Spoon
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: May you loosen the shackles of the imprisoned, comrade.
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: Digs fast, rusts even faster.
[NPC] Corrupt Goon: If Aura asks? Well, that's your problem.

History

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SkyBlock Prototype
Dec 1, 2025 Added Corrupt Goon.
Jan 13, 2026Removed Corrupt Goon.
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