| Image | NPC | Minimap | Location | Description | Shop? |
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 | Alabaster | | Shifted Tavern -130.31, 73.375, 166.5 | Sells a tip for who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✔ |
 | Alatar | | Wizard Tower -46.625, 116, 70.1875 | Talks about how time flows differently in the Rift Dimension. | ✕ |
 | Alchemist (Rift) | | West Village -49.5, 70, -65.5 | Gives out the Anti-Morph Potion in exchange for various items. | ✔ |
 | Argofay Branchstrutter | Wyld Woods Moves Around | Aimlessly walks around. | ✕ |
 | Argofay Bughunter | | Wyld Woods -85, 108, 97 | Rewards the player with the Silkwire Stick and Silkrider Safety Belt in exchange for various items. | ✕ |
 | Argofay Bugshopper | | Wyld Woods -95, 110, 95.281 | Sells the Larva Hook, Empty Odonata Bottle, and Harmonious Surgery Toolkit. | ✔ |
 | Argofay Doorholder | | The Mountaintop -5.5, 180.1, 24.5 | Lets the player access the Walk of Fame. | ✕ |
 | Argofay Serialbather | | Wyld Woods -137.5, 119.312, 115.5 | Gives the Stability Elixir. | ✕ |
 | Argofay Sonfather | | Wyld Woods -96, 100, 156.187 | Watches over their unhatched son. | ✕ |
 | Argofay Tencounter | | Wyld Woods -93, 99.0625, 95.1875 | Counts to ten. | ✕ |
 | Argofay Threebrother | | Wyld Woods -92.812, 76, 108.687 | Sells the Wyld Sword after speaking to the other two brothers in any order. | ✔ |
| Wyld Woods -98.5, 76.343, 153.937 |
| Wyld Woods -136, 75, 113.093 |
 | Argofay Trafficker | | Wyld Woods -136.40625, 88, 114 | Sells the Wyld Boots. | ✔ |
| Wyld Woods -91.5, 90, 106.53125 | Sells the Wyld Leggings. |
| Wyld Woods -137.625, 97, 112.5 | Sells the Wyld Chain Top. |
| Wyld Woods -150.71875, 112, 114.5 | Sells the Wyld Helmet on a Helmet. |
 | Argofay Trailblazer | | Wyld Woods -97.5, 66, 147.5 | Makes a joke about bees. | ✕ |
 | Argofay Treemerger | | Wyld Woods -145.03, 93.093, 140 | Doesn't remember how they got stuck in the tree they're in. | ✕ |
 | Arora | | Shifted Tavern -128.59, 73.375, 168.656 | Interacts with the other NPCs in the Shifted Tavern. | ✕ |
 | Ashera | | Shifted Tavern -130.62, 73.375, 169.656 | Sells a tip for who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✔ |
 | Autonull (NPC) | | Walk of Fame -223.5, 17, 3.5 | Lets the player proceed to the next room in the Walk of Fame. | ✕ |
 | Barry | | Barry HQ -45.5, 54, -142.5 | Tasks the player with handling complaints about his mayorship. | ✕ |
 | Blacksmith (Rift) | | Déjà Vu Alley -1.5, 68, -142 | Plays a role in Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
 | Blobbercyst (NPC) | | Walk of Fame -222.5, 17, -11.5 | Lets the play enter the next room in the Walk of Fame. | ✕ |
 | Button | | Wizardman Bureau -222.5, 19, -86.5 | Tells the player how to call Wizardman into the Wizardman Bureau. | ✕ |
 | Chef | | West Village -103, 72.0625, -104 | Hosts the Hot Dog Contest. | ✕ |
 | Chester | | Shifted Tavern -130.59, 73.37, 173.312 | Sells a tip for who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✔ |
 | Chicken (NPC) | | Dreadfarm -57.125, 72.281, -161.12 | Clucks. | ✕ |
 | Chicken (NPC) | | Dreadfarm -53.906, 72, -158 | Clucks. | ✕ |
 | Chipper McPickaxe | | The Mountaintop 17, 101, 27.0535 | Sells the Anti-Sentient Pickaxe for 24,999 Motes. | ✔ |
 | Cosmo | | West Village -66.5, 70, -92 | Sends the player to the Dolphin Trainer. | ✕ |
 | Cow (NPC) | | Dreadfarm -38.406, 71.781, -164.31 | Moos. | ✕ |
 | Cow (NPC) | | Dreadfarm -42.5, 72, -167 | Moos. | ✕ |
 | Cowboy Nick | | Village Plaza -13, 70, -7.125 | Gives out the Horsezooka, allowing the player to obtain Half-Eaten Carrots. | ✕ |
 | Creed | | Barry Center -15.2, 73, -112 | Complains that Barry won't give them 300 Motes. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -51.5, 54, -137.62 | Works for Barry after they've been given 300 Motes. |
 | Cryptosis | | Village Plaza 27.5, 71, -77 | Sells an Enigma Soul for 15 Scribe Cruxes and 15,000 Motes. | ✔ |
 | Dackinoru | | Shifted Tavern -118.31, 73.375, 172.5 | Sells a tip for who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✔ |
 | Damia (Rift) | | Barrier Street 30.5, 72, -94.5 | Runs the Rift Dimension's version of Shen's Auction. | ✕ |
 | Deer | | Photon Pathway 139, 70, -12 | Allows the player to travel to Stillgore Château using a Rift Boat. | ✕ |
 | Defunct Wizardman | | The Mountaintop -12.5, 186, 32.5 | Appears after completing the Wizardman's quest in the Wizardman Bureau. | ✕ |
 | Detective Amog | | Murder House -49.81, 68, -37.218 | Appears here at the start of his first reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
| Village Plaza 0.5, 71.062, -13 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Around Colosseum -188, 71, -56.718 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Déjà Vu Alley 2, 68, -139.5 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -49.5, 68, -38.718 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Taylor's -28.5, 64, -40.5 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Village Plaza -53, 68, -49.312 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -51.12, 68, -40.718 | Appears here during his first reverse-murder quest. |
| The Mountaintop 25.5, 177, 41.5 | Appears here to start his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -49.81, 68, -37.218 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Village Plaza 0.5, 71.062, -13 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Around Colosseum -188, 71, -56.718 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Taylor's -28.5, 64, -40.5 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -51.12, 68, -40.718 | Appears here during his second reverse-murder quest. |
| The Mountaintop -4, 187, 42 | Appears here during his third and final reverse-murder quest. |
 | Detransfigured Seraphine | | Barry Center -16.5, 71, -101 | Tasks the player with obtaining the Anti-Morph Potion to fix her face. | ✔ |
 | Disinfestor | | Infested House -38, 71, -103 | Talks about how they are the cousin of Kat. | ✕ |
| Infested House -40, 70, -88 | Talks about how the player could one day become a Disinfestor. |
| Infested House -32.5, 77, -88.5 | Talks about how they usually work in a nuclear power plant. |
| Infested House -37.5, 77, -93.5 | Talks about how they feel like they're supposed to open up a shop menu. |
 | Dr. Edwin | | Black Lagoon -79.5, 73, 9.5 | Gives access to the Leeches Lair. | ✕ |
 | Dr. Emmett | | Mirrorverse -81, 64, -114 | Appears here in the first room. | ✔ |
| Mirrorverse -82.5, 51, -115.5 | Appears here in the second room. |
| Mirrorverse -117, 39, -108 | Appears here in the fourth room. |
| Mirrorverse -225.5, 43, -104.5 | Appears here in the fifth room. |
| Mirrorverse -241.5, 43, -108.5 | Appears here in the fifth room. |
| Mirrorverse -260, 43, -105 | Appears here in the fifth room. |
| Mirrorverse -299, 1, -110.5 | Appears here in the seventh room. |
| Mirrorverse -293.5, 56, -87.5 | Appears here in the final room, rewarding the mrahcemiT esrevrorriM. |
 | Dr. Phear | | Leeches Lair -146.312, 36, 27.5 | Allows the player to head back to the Lagoon Hut. | ✕ |
 | Dust | | Barry Center -12, 71, -100.21 | Complains that Barry won't fix his own gambling mistakes. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -54.406, 54, -138.4 | Works for Barry after hearing about patience. |
 | Elise (Rift) | | Wizard Tower -50.35, 122, 69.35 | Gives access to the Rift Gallery. | ✕ |
| Rift Gallery 9.875, 55, 76 | Manages the Rift Gallery. |
 | Enigma | Enigma's Crib Moves Around | Sells the Enigma Cloak and upgrades for it. | ✔ |
 | Fafnir | | Shifted Tavern -127.59, 73.375, 172.656 | Says who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✕ |
 | Fairylosopher | | Fairylosophy Tower 252, 106, 76.5 | Talks about how there are no vampires here. | ✔ |
| Fairylosophy Tower 256, 130, 75.5 | Sells an Enigma Soul. |
| Fairylosophy Tower 256.5, 123, 84.5 | Sings a fairy-themed poem. |
| Fairylosophy Tower 256.5, 123, 87.5 | Sings a fairy-themed poem. |
| Fairylosophy Tower 253.5, 123, 90.5 | Sings a fairy-themed poem. |
| Fairylosophy Tower 250.5, 123, 88.5 | Sings a fairy-themed poem. |
| Fairylosophy Tower 250.5, 123, 85.5 | Sings a fairy-themed poem. |
 | Fake Enigma Soul | | The Mountaintop -20.5, 152, 20.5 | Talks about how they used to be an Enigma Soul. | ✕ |
 | Finplex | | West Village -57.5, 68, -82.5 | Sells Zoop the Fish for 99,999 Motes. | ✔ |
 | Frankie | | Barry Center -4.12, 73, -111.4 | Complains that Barry won't fix their lag. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -44.406, 54, -146.5 | Works for Barry after their lag has been fixed. |
 | Garlacius | | Shifted Tavern -128.59, 79.375, 170.656 | Sells a tip for who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✔ |
 | Grandma | | West Village -70.5, 64.5, -60 | Talks about the prices of Booster Cookies from years ago. | ✕ |
 | Gunther | | West Village -68.718, 71.0625, -61.5 | Allows the player to participate in the Rift Race. | ✕ |
 | Harriette | | Barry Center -1.8, 74.0625, -108.9 | Complains that Barry will apparently make jumping illegal. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -39.5, 54, -138.5 | Works for Barry after they realize he won't make jumping illegal. |
 | Hound | | Wyld Woods -70, 66, 147.5 | Recommends the player to obtain Wyld Armor. | ✕ |
 | Ikrus | | The Mountaintop 9.5, 157, 60.5 | Tries to jump to the sun, but dies in the process. | ✕ |
 | Inverted Sirius | | Wyld Woods -96.5, 75, 190.5 | Allows the player to transfer # Rift-Transferable # items to outside the dimension. | ✕ |
 | Jerry (Rift) | | "Your" Island -85.5, 20, 4.5 | Talks about how they appear everywhere. | ✕ |
 | Joey McPizza | | West Village -105.5, 72.375, -102.5 | Participates in the Chef's Hot Dog Contest. | ✕ |
 | Joliet | | Taylor's -31.5, 64.5, -43 | Appears here during Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest when Romero is about to die. | ✕ |
| Murder House -49, 68, -37.5 | Appears here during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest after saving Romero. |
 | Julian | | Oubliette 207, 81.781, 130.281 | Talks about how they are looking for Precursors. | ✕ |
 | Kat (Rift) | | Infested House -34.5, 70, -90.5 | Sells various items in exchange for vacuuming up vermin. | ✔ |
 | Kay | | Lagoon Hut -191, 68, 58.5 | Gives out the Very Scientific Paper or Motes for Lil' Pads. | ✔ |
 | Kiermet | | Wyld Woods -134.5, 67, 157.5 | Hints about an Enigma Soul. | ✕ |
 | Lazarus | | Shifted Tavern -127.62, 79.375, 166.312 | Sells a tip for who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✔ |
 | Lonely Ävaeìkx | | Lonely Terrace -34.5, 69.25, -34.5 | Randomly moves between seats. | ✕ |
| Lonely Terrace -32.5, 69.25, -33.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -31.5, 69.25, -34.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -29.5, 69.25, -32.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -31.5, 69.25, -31.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -28.5, 66.25, -28.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -27.5, 66.25, -26.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -29.5, 66.25, -25.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -27.5, 66.25, -23.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -26.5, 66.25, -20.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -28.5, 66.25, -21.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -30.5, 66.25, -20.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -31.5, 66.25, -22.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -32.5, 66.25, -19.5 |
| Lonely Terrace -33.5, 66.25, -21.5 |
 | Lost Wizard | | Walk of Fame -222.5, 17, 69.5 | Allows the player to continue through the Walk of Fame. | ✕ |
 | Madame Eleanor Q. Goldsworth I | | The Mountaintop -0.5, 114, 35.5 | Gives the player a Mining-related quest outside the Rift in exchange for Eleanor's Slippers. | ✕ |
 | Madame Eleanor Q. Goldsworth II | | Walk of Fame -223.5, 17, -75.5 | Allows the player to enter the Wizardman Bureau after obtaining the Celestial Timecharm. | ✕ |
 | Madame Eleanor Q. Goldsworth IX | | The Mountaintop 37.5, 129, 41.5 | Gives the player a Fishing-related quest outside the Rift in exchange for Eleanor's Tunic. | ✕ |
 | Madame Eleanor Q. Goldsworth V | | The Mountaintop 5.5, 150, 22.5 | Gives the player a Farming-related quest outside the Rift in exchange for Eleanor's Cap. | ✕ |
 | Madame Eleanor Q. Goldsworth VII | | The Mountaintop 8, 179, 38 | Gives the player a Foraging-related quest outside the Rift in exchange for Eleanor's Trousers. | ✕ |
 | Madame Eleanor Q. Goldsworth X | | The Mountaintop 23.5, 154.12, 43 | Gives the player a Combat-related quest outside the Rift. | ✔ |
 | Maddox the Slayer (Rift) | | Stillgore Château 204.5, 77, 45 | Allows the player to start Vampire Slayer quests. | ✔ |
 | Marcia | | Village Plaza 2.5, 71, -10.5 | Plays a role in Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
 | Master Tactician Fink | | Around Colosseum -191.93, 72, -57 | Sells the Tactician's Murder Weapon during Detective Amog's first reverse-murder quest. | ✔ |
| Taylor's -30.06, 64, -44.406 | Appears here during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest. |
 | Mole (NPC) | | Colosseum -159.5, 97, -75.5 | Tasks the player with jumping around the Colosseum to obtain an Enigma Soul. | ✕ |
 | Motes Grubber | | Wyld Woods -92.31, 65, 156.875 | Eats rift items in exchange for Motes. | ✔ |
| West Village -93, 70.5, -73 |
| Stillgore Château 164.5, 77, 125.5 |
| The Mountaintop 1.37, 114.781, 21.375 |
 | Mushroom Guy | | Black Lagoon -178.31, 75, 12.5 | Hints at the mechanics of the nearby mushrooms that lead to an Enigma Soul. | ✕ |
 | Nene | | Village Plaza 23.5, 88.5, -90.5 | Talks about how it'd be nice to go Fishing. | ✕ |
 | Noway | | Walk of Fame -222.5, 17, 42.5 | Allows the player to continue through the Walk of Fame. | ✕ |
 | Obo | | Walk of Fame -228.5, 21, -62.5 | Allows the player to enter the Cerebral Citadel after obtaining the Shen's Ringalia. | ✕ |
 | Old Timer | | The Mountaintop 16.5, 97, 18.5 | Introduces the player to Timite, Youngite, Obsolite, and the Time Gun. | ✕ |
 | Oruo The Almighty | | Continuum 38, 89, 20 | Allows the player to enter the Time Chamber to fight Sun Gecko, or spend Sun Gecko Essence in the Sun Gecko Essence Shop. | ✔ |
 | Phaser | | Photon Pathway 60, 70, -88.5 | Allows the player to skip to the other end of the Photon Pathway. | ✕ |
 | Plate | | Trial Grounds 46.5, 132, 24.5 | Tells the player how to start the Temporal Race. | ✕ |
 | Plumber Joe (Rift) | | West Village -62, 70, -78 | Sells the Plumber's Bucket and Super Scorcher. | ✔ |
 | Porhtal | | Broken Cage -157.5, 70.5, 162 | Unlocks the ability for players to teleport to certain locations in the Rift Dimension. | ✕ |
 | Ramero | | Murder House -48.5, 68, -38.312 | Appears at the end of Detective Amog's first reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
| Taylor's -31.5, 64.5, -42.5 | Appears during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest. |
| Murder House -48.5, 68, -38.312 | Appears at the end of Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest before being saved. |
| Murder House -50.5, 68, -37.5 | Appears here at the end of Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest after being saved. |
 | Reed | | Lagoon Hut -212, 72, 60.5 | Sells the Rift Boat. | ✔ |
 | Ribbit | | Wyld Woods -136.5, 67, 158.5 | Hints about an Enigma Soul. | ✕ |
 | Rock | | Living Stillness 13.5, 48.5, -186.5 | Talks about how it's good to have a Pickaxe prepared. | ✕ |
| Living Stillness 27.5, 49, -191.5 | Talks about how the Living Metal Snakes move slower in the area. |
| Living Stillness 55.5, 45, -199.5 | Talks about how it's good to have a friend. |
| Living Stillness 55.5, 45.375, -198.5 | Talks about how their friendship with the adjacent rock is solid. |
| Living Stillness 19.5, 45, -221.5 | Talks about their life goals. |
| Living Stillness 45.5, 47.125, -180.5 | Doesn't like being clicked. |
 | Roger | | Village Plaza -2.5, 70, -43.5 | Sells the Travel Scroll to The Rift. | ✔ |
 | Roosterzilla | | Walk of Fame -222.5, 17, 97.5 | Lets the player continue through the Walk of Fame. | ✕ |
 | Roy | | Lagoon Hut -204.5, 75, 49 | Sells an Enigma Soul for 4,000 Motes and 8 Deadgehog Spines. | ✕ |
 | Sad Jacquelle | | Wyld Woods -122, 120, 137 | Unlocks the Montezuma Pet. | ✕ |
 | Seskel | | Shifted Tavern -128.59, 73.37, 164.31 | Interacts with the other NPCs in the Shifted Tavern. | ✕ |
 | Seymour (Rift) | | Taylor's -27, 71, -44.5 | Sells Exceedingly Comfy Sneakers. | ✔ |
 | Shania (Rift) | | Dreadfarm -47.5, 72, -161 | Requests various items obtained with the Wand of Farming, rewarding the Proto-Chicken. | ✕ |
 | Sheep (NPC) | | Dreadfarm -58.5, 72, -166.62 | Baas. | ✕ |
 | Sheep (NPC) | | Dreadfarm -54.125, 72.281, -163.71 | Baas. | ✕ |
 | Sheep (NPC) | | Dreadfarm -55.125, 73.781, -167.12 | Baas. | ✕ |
 | Shen Albedo | | Cerebral Citadel -260, 18, -68 | Talks about the Shen from the player's dimension. | ✕ |
 | Shen Chaos | | Cerebral Citadel -260, 18, -68 | Talks about the Celestial Timecharm. | ✕ |
 | Shen Citrinitas | | Cerebral Citadel -260, 18, -68 | Gives the player the Celestial Timecharm. | ✕ |
 | Shen Magnum Opus | | Cerebral Citadel -260, 18, -68 | Gives the player the Golden Belt. | ✕ |
 | Shen Rubedo | | Cerebral Citadel -260, 18, -68 | Talks about the goals of the different Shens. | ✕ |
 | Shifted | | Shifted Tavern -120.5, 73, 174.5 | Sells elixirs that grant various Stats. | ✔ |
 | Sick Farmer | | Dreadfarm -43, 72, -160 | Makes sick farmer noises. | ✕ |
 | Skylark | | West Village -71.5, 71.15, -115 | Contemplates the nature of their existence. | ✕ |
 | Soma | | Barry Center -17, 104.062, -108 | Complains that Barry will tax them too much. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -52, 54, -141 | Works for Barry after learning exactly how much they'll be taxed, and how it's less than they thought. |
 | Sorcerer Okron | | West Village -70.5, 81, -110.5 | Tasks the player with imbuing glyphs onto their house. | ✕ |
| West Village -51.5, 70, -98.906 | Rewards the player with the Warding Trinket. |
 | Spike (NPC) | | Walk of Fame -221.62, 17, -49.406 | Allows the player to continue through the Walk of Fame. | ✕ |
 | Stain | | Barry Center -6.5, 71, -100.21 | Complains that Berry hasn't done anything right in their life. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -57.625, 54, -146.12 | Works for Barry after they realize they're not Berry. |
 | Taylor (Rift) | | Taylor's -32.406, 71, -38.5 | Appears during Detective Amog's first reverse-murder quest. | ✕ |
| Taylor's -28.62, 64, -44.906 | Appears during Detective Amog's second reverse-murder quest. |
 | Tel Kar | | Wyld Woods -113.31, 69, 62.281 | Talks about the Rift Dimension and gives an Enigma Soul. | ✕ |
 | Tybalt | | Shifted Tavern -129.31, 79.375, 168.5 | Interacts with the other NPCs in the Shifted Tavern. | ✕ |
 | Ubik Von Neumann | | The Mountaintop 21, 107, 54 | Lets the player play in their Three Options game. | ✕ |
| The Mountaintop 37.5, 132, 17 | Lets the player play in their Averages game. |
| The Mountaintop -19, 135, 41 | Lets the player play in their Tit for Tat game. |
 | Unbound Explorer | | Otherside -28.5, 72, 315.5 | Allows the player to teleport back to The Bastion. | ✕ |
 | Unhinged Kloon | | West Village -56.5, 79, -13.71875 | Tasks the player with hacking terminals, rewarding the Defective Monitor when complete. | ✕ |
 | Violetta | | Barry Center -4.2, 73, -105.4 | Complains that their math homework is too hard. | ✕ |
| Barry HQ -51.5, 54, -147.5 | Works for Barry after their math homework has been solved. |
 | Vreike | | Shifted Tavern -124.31, 73.375, 172.5 | Sells a tip for who the Stability Elixir supplier is. | ✔ |
 | Wizard But Weird | | Wizard Tower -47.5, 122.5, 77.5 | Unlocks the Rift Guide. | ✕ |
 | Wizardman | | Wizard Tower -45, 90, 69.5 | Talks about how they can be called by typing "Help Wizardman!" in chat. | ✕ |
| Village Plaza -51.5, 68, -52.5 | Appears here during Detective Amog's reverse-murder quest. |
| Wizardman Bureau -222.5, 19, -88.5 | Appears here after typing "Help Wizardman!" in chat, and lets the player earn various items that lead to becoming Wizardman. |
| Trial Grounds 43, 132, 22 | Appears here when participating in the Temporal Race. |
 | Yoshua | | West Village -69, 71.15, -117.5 | Contemplates the nature of their existence. | ✕ |
 | YrreJ | | Wizard Tower -50.5, 122, 75.5 | Allows the player to claim any deliveries they may have. | ✕ |